I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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