I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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