dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
