i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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