Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
