I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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