Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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