he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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