Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
