Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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