Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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