dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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