HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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