They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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