it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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