I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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