you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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