why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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