I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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