Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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