wat bout pragnant strippers??
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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