i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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