I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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