he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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