Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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