i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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