she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I can't turn off my feet"
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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