she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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