You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The adults are the big ones right?
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