Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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