just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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