you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Shame - the story of my life.
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