How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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