I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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