I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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