did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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