sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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