Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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