Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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