Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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