I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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