two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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