I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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