My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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