8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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