2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
This is not my ceiling
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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