Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize