Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
