Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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