You work out of a Hotel?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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