This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i dont even know how to be here
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
