I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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