I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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