I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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