he puts the penis in happiness.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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