The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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