I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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