I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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