I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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