i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
True strength comes from lack of pants
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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