god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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