we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
This is the high leading the old right now
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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